Hi, I’m Bean — Labrador Mix, snack connoisseur, and occasional legal expert in Food and Beverage Law. I firmly believe every dog has the right to a puppuccino, and I’m prepared to argue my case with a well-timed meow. Yes, you read that right — I meow. Whether I’m demanding attention, expressing my yawning opinion, or voicing my dissatisfaction with walk durations, my vocal stylings are unmatched.
My day typically involves morning sips of creamy delight, an afternoon jog to maintain my athletic figure, and intense negotiations over park time. I’m also known to provide constructive criticism on work-from-home productivity, all from the comfort of my preferred lounge spot. Fostering me may have been a “fail” for my humans, but I consider it a resounding win. After all, I’ve built a thriving career in snack acquisition — and I’m just getting started.
